Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Am I the only logical one here?

Dwayne Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh are teammates. They all are employees of the Miami branch of the National Basketball Association. The Miami Heat have a very smart general manager in Pat Riley. Erik Spoelstra is a smart, young coach.



The question has been asked 90,000 times on various sports media outlets How will these three superstars coexist on the court? How will they alter their games to accommodate one another?

And the answer has always been something akin to I don't know. I just know they'll have to dramatically change the way they play.

That's ridiculous. How about this for a brain teaser? Only play all three at once for the first five minutes of the game, the last five minutes of the half, the first five minutes of the third quarter and the fourth quarter as necessary. The rest of the time, play two at a time, or even one. Will their stats take a hit? Of course. Will they be fresh for the playoffs? Of course.

Why is this such a phenomena that some teenage retard from Mesa, Arizona, who is like combining the Black Plague and Great Depression to businesses that know nothing about him , came up with it? It's the only thing that makes sense. The Heat have other good players.

Mike Miller, Udonis Haslem, James Jones, Eddie House. All quality NBA players.

While I'm here: I attended the Fall Frenzy on the 18th. I was able to see the awesome Primus perform. Les Claypool is a true and complete master of bass. Then Sublime raided the stage. I don't understand how people can listen to more than two of their songs in a row and still like it. Here's their secret: play the same riff over and over and over and over and over and hope the crowd is drunk enough to cheer.



Then Weezer played. They were awesome except for their technical difficulties. Once those were "fixed", Scott's bass was too loud the rest of the time. Josh Freese is a true and complete master on drums. Sorry for saying bad things about you earlier.


From left: Patrick Wilson, Rivers Cuomo, Scott Shriner, Josh Freese and Brian Bell.